Unidentified Flying Objects Outrun Local Law Enforcement

A local resident of Exmouth, located in the county of Devon in England, claims to have seen two triangle shaped objects being chased by what some witnesses describe as a police helicopter at approximately 10:30pm on the night of Monday, September 12th. 

According to the eyewitness, "The two of them were bouncing around and then the helicopter turned up and seemed to try and chase them through the sky. They bounced one way and then the other and then headed back in land, not towards the sea. They went off pretty quickly, not supersonic or anything, but faster than a plane."  The man further explained that he would have taken a picture, but the sighting was over too quickly.

Some locals corroborate the man's story to a greater or lesser degree, with one witness having stated that he believes it could have been a blue laser being shone into the night sky.  The truth, it appears, will remain a mystery...at least for now.  But what do you think?  Is this really a UFO, or is some elusive laser-wielding prankster to blame?

Yours in Impossibility,

Tobias